Molly: Now, this is really weird, because I have been getting love letters from a Randy Taylor, but he's much older than you. He says he loves me almost as much as his cast-iron scroll saw.
Jill: Wait a minute. Cast-iron scroll saw?
Molly: Mm-hm.
Jill: Well, I think I know what's going on here.
Randy: You do?
Jill: My husband always used to write about a cast-iron scroll saw in all of his love letters to me. He must be writing you love letters and then just signing our son's name.
Molly: He never told me that he was married. But it doesn't matter because I love him and he loves me.
Jill: I should've seen this coming when he started hating my bras!