Quote from Tim in Too Many Cooks
Al: As we all know, the French are the masters of the kitchen. Nothing says "bonjour" better than duck. Now, the first thing I'm going to be needing here is a large roasting pan. Where did I...? Tim: It's over here. Al: Uh, thank you. I didn't think you were joining me in the kitchen today. Tim: Well, I'm your assistant. Where else would I be? Al: Well, great. Thank you.