Brad: I've gotta get away from Mom.
Randy: Why? Did she tell you the bra story?
Brad: No. She keeps bugging me about my new room. You know, having your own room isn't as great as you think it is.
Randy: Why not?
Brad: Because Mom says it's a privilege and with privilege comes more responsibility.
Randy: Sounds bad.
Brad: No kidding. I even have to do my own laundry.
Randy: Oh, man.
Brad: But it's not that bad. See, I figured it out. I'll only have to do it once a month if I turn my shirts inside out and, um, I wear my underwear three times.
Randy: Brad, do me a little favor. When it gets to the end of the month, stay in your own room.