Quote from Jill in The Colonel
Col. Patterson: So, uh, when are you going to bring my book to your publisher? Jill: Well, you know, Dad, I think that, um, she's kinda busy right now. She's out of town, in fact. Col. Patterson: Well, who's the number two in command? We'll speak to him instead. Jill: Oh, Dad, he's not gonna want to talk to me. He doesn't even know I work there. Col. Patterson: Well, then this could be your opportunity to put yourself on the map. Jill: Dad, I couldn't... use you to further my career. Col. Patterson: Nonsense.