Marie: So, you're on a desert island. You can be with one man for the rest of your life. Who do you pick?
Ilene: Al.
Jill: You can't pick somebody you know. This is a fantasy.
Marie: Come on, Ilene. Live a little.
Ilene: All right. There is somebody I have always had a little thing for, one of the sexiest men of all time - Pierre Fouchard.
Jill: Ooh, that sounds hot. Is he some kind of French actor or something?
Ilene: No. He was the father of modern dentistry.
Jill: That would've been my second guess.
Ilene: He has a beard just like Al's.