Jill Quote #397
Marie: So, you're on a desert island. You can be with one man for the rest of your life. Who do you pick?
Ilene: Al.
Jill: You can't pick somebody you know. This is a fantasy.
Marie: Come on, Ilene. Live a little.
Ilene: All right. There is somebody I have always had a little thing for, one of the sexiest men of all time - Pierre Fouchard.
Jill: Ooh, that sounds hot. Is he some kind of French actor or something?
Ilene: No. He was the father of modern dentistry.
Jill: That would've been my second guess.
Ilene: He has a beard just like Al's.
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Quote from Tim
Jill: What did he decide?
Tim: What did he decide? He, um... Uh... He figured that since it burned down, it wasn't a good time to buy it.
Jill: Did you burn down Marv's shanty?
Tim: What is it with you? I walk through the door, you immediately accuse me of burning it down. Why? Why? Why?
Jill: Tim...
Tim: Right to the ground. Right... Ashes.
Jill: Oh, no.
Tim: I'm sure he's got an insurance policy that covers a shanty clause in there.
Jill: Tim, there is no such thing as Shanty Clause.
Quote from Tim
Al: I can't believe you came up here without a change of clothes.
Tim: Well, I didn't intend on falling through the ice, Al.
Al: Everybody knows that when you come on a trip like this, you have to plan for every possible contingency. And with you, every contingency is possible.
Tim: Well, this contingency is your fault.
Al: Fine. Just lucky that I brought an extra set of clothes.
Tim: Oh, yeah. Real lucky. [takes the blanket off to reveal an over-sized flannel shirt and denim jeans] What is this? "One size fits Al"?
Quote from Jill
Jill: That was such a good movie. I'm rewinding.
Ilene: I love Gigi.
Marie: Why can't life be like that? You're always in France, you drink champagne and you sing.
Jill: My life is a lot like Gigi's. Except I live in Detroit, drink diet soda and my husband grunts.