Jill: Mark, go get your shoes on. I'm taking you for a haircut.
Mark: Mom, I don't need a haircut.
Jill: Oh, please. I could turn you upside down and mop the floor with you. Besides, the barber is right next to Brad's saxophone teacher. I can get you a trim while he's having his lesson.
Mark: You just wanna get out of hearing Brad play.
Jill: I never said that, and if it gets around, I never said that.