Quote from Brad in 'Twas the Blight Before Christmas
Brad: Jeez, Dad, what are you doing here? Tim: I came home to get you. My question is, what are you doing with the skis? Brad: Uh, I... I was gonna donate 'em to the needy. Tim: Yeah. Yeah, that's just what they need down there at the mission. Food and skis. Brad: Look, Dad, I explained it all in the note. Tim: Well, it better be a good one. "Went skiing. Brad."