Tim: I mean, are you OK?
Jill: No. Mark's singing. It's Christmas. I want the whole family to be together.
Tim: Why'd you make Brad stay home? I'd have loved to drag him here against his will.
Jill: Oh, yeah. That's a great vision for Christmas - the four of us singing hymns, you with Brad in a headlock.
Jill: It just doesn't seem like Christmas without us all being together.
Tim: Excuse me.
Jill: Where are you going?
Tim: Off to the little boys' room to take a pew.