Tim: I thought you hated your high school.
Jill: I loved this high school. I hated Joanie Graham.
Tim: Well, Joanie the phony could be there. You wanna risk it?
Jill: I don't care if she is there. She kept me away from my high-school prom. She's not gonna keep me away from my reunion. You know what? I hope that she comes. I hope she comes and brings whatever-his-name-was.
Tim: Oh, yeah. The guy that dumped you for her. Jack. Jack.
Jill: I know his name was Jack. You think I forgot his name was Jack? Practically ruined my whole senior year. Everybody in the school knew that my best friend was seeing my boyfriend, except me.
Tim: So you want to fly to DC to be mocked and humiliated? I could do that right here.