Joe: Hey, I got a dress guy who'll get you the same thing for half.
Tim: No.
Jill: Really? For half?
Joe: Mm-hmm.
Jill: Not a knockoff? Not a second?
Joe: The same exact dress. It's completely on the up and up.
Jill: Wow. OK. What's his name?
Joe: Can't say.
Jill: Well, what's his number?
Joe: No, no, you don't call him. He calls you.
Tim: And when he calls, you say, "The swallows fly... at midnight."