Tim: We're going to paint the bedroom the color of a football. Now, how do we match this color perfectly?
Al: Well, Tim, we use the Binford 250 Paint Boy.
Tim: Right.
Al: It mixes the color and analyzes the pigments.
Tim: Would that be the Three Little Pigments?
Al: No, Tim, it wouldn't.
Tim: Take your football, set it underneath the electric eye, press your color key, and boom - we've got ourselves Touchdown Brown.