Tim: Honey, what were you thinking about when you picked out these costumes? A widow and a corpse?
Jill: Well, by the time I got there, there wasn't much left. You know, it was either a corpse or Bob Vila.
Tim: What's the difference?
Tim: Is it just my imagination, or are we surrounded by death tonight?
Jill: Well, death was a very hot costume this year. You know, black is very slimming.
Tim: Why don't these people just get dressed up as licorice?