Al: Randy, don't make fun of your brother. Sewing is a valuable skill that has served me well.
Randy: You know how to sew?
Al: You're darn tootin'! And I learned to sew in the navy.
Brad: I didn't know you were in the navy.
Al: Signed up when I was 18. Wanted to travel the world, cast my fortune to the wind, sail the seven seas.
Brad: Where'd you sail?
Al: Nowhere. I was stationed in Fallon, Nevada.