Tim: I'm just in this lawn-mowing competition with Bob Vila.
Wilson: Mm. Nothing like the rousing spirit of competition.
Tim: Yeah. Jill and Karen think it's a stupid idea.
Wilson: Well, Tim, competition can be a very healthy thing.
Tim: That's what I think. I think competition inspires men. Challenges us to build the biggest building, the fastest missile, the most absorbent bathroom tissue. [grunts]
Wilson: Competition brings out the best in product.
Tim: You're darn right.
Wilson: But sometimes the worst in men.
Tim: [grunts] Oh, yeah.