Wilson: Hi-ho, neighbor.
Tim: Hi, Wilson.
Wilson: My, my, my. That's an awfully big water pistol.
Tim: Trying to get rid of that woodpecker up there on the roof.
Wilson: Why don't you try an owl? The owl is the natural enemy of the woodpecker.
Tim: That's just what I need up there - an owl. Then it wouldn't be "tap-tap-tap," it'd be "tap-tap-tap, whoo-whoo-whoo, tap-tap-tap, whoo-whoo-whoo, tap-tap-tap, whoo-whoo-whoo."
Wilson: Well, it worked for Motown. Actually, you don't need a real owl. A wooden owl will do the trick.
Tim: I'll try it. I tried everything else.