Quote from Mark in Bye Bye Birdie
Mark: Mom, can I have some bread to feed my woodpecker? Tim: Don't feed the woodpecker. No. Don't do that. Mark: But Pete looks hungry. Tim: His name's not Pete. He doesn't have a name. It's a woodpecker. It's a pest. He's gone. He's outta here. Goodbye, Charlie. Mark: You mean I could call him Charlie? Tim: No! Jill: Don't hurt Pete! Mark: It's Charlie. Tim: It's nobody!