Mark: Mom, can I have some bread to feed my woodpecker?
Tim: Don't feed the woodpecker. No. Don't do that.
Mark: But Pete looks hungry.
Tim: His name's not Pete. He doesn't have a name. It's a woodpecker. It's a pest. He's gone. He's outta here. Goodbye, Charlie.
Mark: You mean I could call him Charlie?
Tim: No!
Jill: Don't hurt Pete!
Mark: It's Charlie.
Tim: It's nobody!