Jill: Brad, did you kill Howard?
Brad: Yes.
Jill: If he's dead, why isn't he floating on the top?
Brad: I stuck a ball bearing in his mouth.
Jill: Oh, Brad! [doorbell rings]
Brad: Mom, that's Jennifer. What am I gonna do?
Jill: Well, you're gonna have to tell her the truth. Spare her the ball bearing thing.