Tim: Kinda like when football players, you know, slap each other on the rear end.
Wilson: Exactly! You see, Tim, each man should show affection in the way that he feels most comfortable.
Tim: Mm. A nicely-rolled wet towel. [whip sound] Ow!
Wilson: Well, I myself prefer a warm hug, but I suppose the slashing sting of wet terry cloth has its place.
Tim: Sure did in my high school.
Wilson: Of course, only a man who is truly secure can feel free enough to hug another man.
Tim: [grunts] Yeah, secure enough. Oh, yeah!