Tim: I can't get sick. The Andrettis are gonna be on Tool Time. I'll go to my mom's. No, no. A hotel!
Jill: Well, check with Al before you do anything else.
Tim: Why?
Jill: When I called to warn you about that, he said that you could stay at his apartment.
Tim: Stay with Al. That's a good one.
Jill: Well, I told him that you'd get back to him.
Tim: You didn't just say no?
Jill: Well, I didn't know what to say. He was really being sweet. He called you his roomie.
Tim: Oh, man.
Jill: Well, you know, he said he wanted to do something nice because of that lubricant thing that he did to you - and please don't explain that.