Mark: I'll get Mom.
Tim: No, no, no, no. Don't tell your mother. Don't tell your mother.
Mark: Why not? Whenever I get hurt she makes me feel better.
Tim: Well, that's regular pain, this is man pain.
Mark: How do you know if you have regular pain or man pain?
Tim: If you do something stupid it's probably man pain.
Mark: But if you don't tell Mom, isn't that lying?
Tim: Not if you don't say the words. If you said the words it'd be lying.
Mark: What if she asks me?
Tim: Lie!