Tim: Now, don't you read that. Back off. Oh, you can read this one. This is cute. This is sweet. "Today I met the man I'm gonna marry." "Dan Lyons...?" Who the hell is Dan Lyons?
Jill: Captain of the debate team.
Tim: [to Randy] I told you, never go into your mother's personal things. Ever, ever, ever!
Jill: Nice try, Tim.
Tim: Ever!
Randy: You're in big trouble now, Dad.