Quote from Tim in Al's Fair in Love and War
Tim: No, no, no. I promised I wouldn't touch it. [Randy starts to walk away with Jill's diary] Whoa. But that doesn't stop you from putting it out and accidentally opening it up. Randy: Wait a second. This could be worth something. I could tell Mom about this. Tim: And I could duct-tape you to a ceiling fan and force-feed you liver. Randy: How's "August 22. 1974"?