Quote from Al in Al's Fair in Love and War
Tim: Hi, everybody, and welcome to Tool Time. I'm Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. Of course, this is Al "the Available Man" Borland. Hey, Al, why don't you tell everybody what's on the program today? Al: All right. Today we'll be, uh... we'll be showing you three easy steps in how to build patio furniture. Tim: Al, that will be on Friday's program. Al: Today is Friday. Tim: No, today is Thursday, the day that precedes Friday. Al: Thursday? Thursday... He's right. That's right. It's the day after Wednesday. Tim: Oh, good golly. Looks like Al's got a bit of that spring fever, huh?