Quote from Tim in What About Bob?
Jill: Mr. Binford thinks that you should work things out with Bob... on the air. Tim: Work what out? It was Al's fault. He distracted me and I hit him. How many times do I have to tell people? Jill: Don't get snippy with me, I didn't hit him with a four-by-four. Tim: It was a four-by-eight.