Jill: Randall William Taylor, get in here. I wanna talk to you.
Tim: Middle name. He's in trouble.
Jill: Randy yanked the shoes off of a kid at school and filled them with Cheez Whiz.
Randy: Mom, you don't understand. He's a total geek.
Jill: Don't call him that.
Randy: What am I supposed to call him?
Tim: How about "the whiz kid"?
Jill: Tim!
Tim: Well, cheese and everything...