Quote from Jill in Jill's Birthday
Brad: Mom, since you're going out, why don't you wear some of our Treasure Island perfume? Randy: Yeah. Jill: Well, I was saving that for a special occasion. Randy: Well, there's plenty of it here. You can wear it all the time. Jill: Yeah... I could do that, couldn't I? Brad: Well... go ahead. Jill: Okay, I will. [sniffs] Whoa! That is so unique. [dips her finger in the bottle] Ohh! It tingles. And burns. Well, you know, that is always a sign of a really good perfume. Randy: Well, I'm glad you like it. We almost didn't buy it. Brad: Yeah. We were gonna buy you flowers. Jill: Oh. Well... I guess I really lucked out, cause flowers die. And this I'm gonna have forever.