Quote from Al in Jill's Birthday
Saleswoman: Oh, I'm so sorry. Is the smell of my perfume bothering you? Al: No, it's a lovely fragrance. What's it called? Saleswoman: Available. Al: Really? Saleswoman: We have a full line of men's cologne. Would you be interested? Al: Yes, I am. Tim: Al, you're gonna help me. Al: [to the saleswoman] You know, I haven't seen you here before. Tim: Al? Saleswoman: This is a temp job. Actually, I'm an actress. Al: Really? I'm on television. I have my own show.