Karen: Oh, men get so insecure when you make fun of their tools.
Jill: Tell me about it.
Tim: I am not insecure.
Jill: Honey, when we say "men", we're not talking about you.
Tim: You gals go ahead and laugh, I just want you to know I'm a very secure man.
Karen: You know, Jill, I can understand why men like all these big, powerful tools.
Tim: Do tell.
Karen: All right. They feed right into their destructive and aggressive... tendencies.
Tim: Well, thank you, Oprah.