Brad: This is so bogus.
Santa: Well, even though it's not quite Christmas yet. I thought my little buddy Mark needed an extra helping of Christmas spirit.
Mark: Should I go get my list?
Santa: No, there's no need to, Mark. In your heart... what I think you really want... is a remote-controlled dinosaur.
Mark: Great! It's not even folded. Thank you, Santa.
Santa: And Mark, don't forget this.
Mark: What's this?
Santa: Well, unlike the toy companies, with Santa, batteries are included.