Santa: Hello, there, Mark.
Mark: Are you the real Santa?
Santa: The one and only.
Randy: Mom, that's Wilson.
Jill: [shushes Randy] Santa, would you like some hot chocolate?
Santa: No, no, no, no, no, no. Mrs. Claus told me to cut back.
Tim: Well, it still looks like you're packing it in there. Maybe swallowed a few too many yams there at Thanksgiving.