Mark: Mom? Dad? Brad and Randy said Santa died six years ago.
Jill: They told you that he was dead?
Tim: Well, that was a little extreme, son. I think he's old, but he's not dead.
Mark: So Santa's alive?
Jill: Yeah. You sat on his lap at the mall.
Mark: But there are a lot of malls. How can he be at every one?
Tim: He's real fast for a fat guy.