Quote from Jill in Yule Better Watch Out
Jill: That is just favoritism. Tim, you should have built the set. Tim: Boy, is that the voice of the Christmas spirit I hear? Jill: He forgot the words to "Happy Birthday", Tim. Is that the Joseph you want? What's he gonna say? "Meet my wife, the virgin, duh, Sheila"? Randy: Mom, we don't care if we're in that pageant. Jill: Yes, you do. This family has the Christmas spirit. And when I'm finished sewing your costumes, you're gonna be the best-dressed Hebrews in Bethlehem.