Tim: Recognize this? Spiral ratchet screwdriver found under the sink this morning. What was that all about?
Jill: Well, the ice was all stuck together and I needed something to break it apart.
Tim: You pounded ice with this?
Jill: Yeah. It worked great.
Tim: Jill, this is a precision tool. It's not an ice pick.
Jill: Tim, don't be silly. Give me the tape.
Tim: No, no, no, no. No. How would you feel if I attacked your little opera-record collection and used Madame Butterfly for a frisbee?