Tim: Come on. Let's get to the meat and potatoes of this show. What's the manliest meal a man can fix?
All: Chili.
Tim: You're darn tooting. Heidi?
Todd Von Hoffmann: And speaking of tooting... Today we're gonna show you how to make our special three-alarm colon cleaner.
Tim: All right, guys. What do we do first?
Brant Von Hoffmann: Well, first we've already browned up a couple of pounds of meat. Now, we know you like beef.
Tim: [grunts] I love beef. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Brant Von Hoffmann: Well, we prefer rattlesnake. But today we're going with Al's favorite...
Al: Lean stewing turkey.
Brant Von Hoffmann: That's right. Now, while that's simmering, you want to add two cans of chopped, peeled tomatoes and a bottle of your favorite brew.
Todd Von Hoffmann: And, of course, there's always a debate about whether or not beans should be added.
Tim: Actually, the debate begins two hours after you've added the beans.