Brad: [on tape] Hey, Mom. How was your day?
Jill: [on tape] You really want to know how my day was?
Brad: [on tape] Not really.
Jill: Uh-oh.
Tim: What?
Jill: [on tape] Well, it was going great until I had this awful conference with this horribly arrogant professor of mine.
Jill: Please don't mention his name! Please don't mention his name!
Tim: You didn't, you didn't, you didn't.
Jill: [on tape] Dr. Hanover.
Tim: You did!
Jill: [on tape] He's a pompous jackass, you know? He's smug, he's didactic. And what is the deal with men, you know, and their comb-overs? I mean, this one would start at his neck and stretch across. Hideous thing.
Brad: Good one. [laughs]