Tim: Jill's having a problem with my new mechanic, Alex.
Wilson: I thought you were crazy about his work.
Tim: Well, he's actually a she.
Wilson: Well, that's funny. You never told me your mechanic was a woman.
Tim: I didn't tell Jill either. When she found out that I spend so much time with Alex, she got really upset.
Wilson: Why didn't you tell Jill that Alex was a woman?
Tim: It never occurred to me.
Wilson: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. And why did you spend every night with her this week?
Tim: To work on Brad's car.
Wilson: Ah. And it took you that long to fix the problem in the gearbox?
Tim: No, that took about an hour and a half, but we did other stuff.
Wilson: Ah. What other stuff?
Tim: You know, am I on trial here?