Quote from Tim in Ploys for Tots
Tim: All right, contractor number one, putting a parquet floor in my, uh, dining room. You get a call from the hospital. It's your wife. She's having a baby. Do you finish the floor or race to the hospital? Bill: Well, Tim, my wife and I have been trying to have a baby for three years. Tim: I've been trying to have a parquet floor for 10. Bill: Well, I mean, if you really needed the work done, uh, I guess I'd do it. Tim: Look at it this way, the floor will probably last longer than the marriage. Bill: Yeah. Especially now, since my wife is watching. Al: So the moment of truth has come. Heidi: Are you going with contractor number one, contractor number two, or contractor number three? Ed: Hey, Tim, it's Ed again. I would leave my family to do your parquet floor. Tim: And yet I'm gonna go with contractor number one!