Quote from Tim in Bewitched
Tim: My point is, I think she's doing this to get back at Wilson, and she's blaming me to cover her tracks. Detective Roberts: So you're saying you had nothing to do with Mr. Wilson's disappearance. Tim: I wouldn't do anything to my friend Wilson. Mozart: [squawks] You're killing me, Tim. You're killing me, Tim. Tim: Oh, I'd like to kill that damn bird. Detective MacIntyre: This one's a sicko! Taking you down would be worth my badge, pal! Detective Roberts: Easy, Maclntyre. Easy.