Brad: Hey, everybody. Great news!
Jill: Hey. Your soccer team finally lost!
Brad: We got killed.
Jill: All right!
Brad: I'm excited. Now I don't have to grow a beard anymore.
Jill: Yeah, and when I come to your next home game, I'll actually be able to cheer you to win.
Brad: Yeah. I'm excited 'cause now I can fit in with the team. We decided to wax our legs.
Tim: Whoa, waxing! A pretty weird way for the Westside Warriors to wind their way to the World Cup.