Trudy: Al, did you know that today's our one-month anniversary?
Al: Did I know? You're darn tooting! Happy anniversary, Gertrude.
Trudy: Oh, thank you, Albert. I've always wanted one of these!
Tim: A cockroach on a chain.
Trudy: No, it's a scorpion. It's my birth sign.
Jill: It's beautiful.
Trudy: Thank you.