Jill: We're going to Kernville, California.
Tim: [mock excitement] Kernville?
Jill: Three days of roughing it. River-rafting by day, camping at night. Is that fantastic?
Tim: That's fantastic. But, you know, I don't want to take the boys out of school.
Randy: The boys aren't going. I want to spend some time with Lauren before she goes to Costa Rica.
Tim: What about Brad and Mark?
Randy: Well, they're too embarrassed to be seen in public with their parents.
Jill: Brad has a soccer game. Mark's band's playing at a dance. Your mom's gonna look in on them for us.
Tim: Great! All right! Kernville. For river-rafting, you're gonna need four, and the kids can't go. Oh...
Jill: I'm way ahead of you. Get this. Wilson, Al and Heidi are going!
Tim: Al's going?
Jill: Yes! [Tim grimaces as Jill hugs him] Happy birthday, honey. Listen, I'm gonna go start packing. I already got the sleeping bags dry-cleaned.
Tim: All right! We're going to Kernville!