Quote from Tim in The Son Also Mooches
Jeff: Boy, Mom, you cannot believe all the shipping material out there these days. Packing peanuts, foam popcorn... Makes me thirsty for a Scotch tape and soda. Oh, you. What, are you here to convince Mom that I'm a bad risk? Tim: No, Jeff. I just came over to talk. Lucille: Oh, this is good. OK, I just think I'll go out and pop some bubbles. Whoo-hoo-hoo! This is so much fun! Jeff: She's slipping already.