Jill: Excuse me. I'm sorry. Uh, this is an emergency. You have to let us in. We're searching for a missing person. Her name is Willow. She's about five-foot-three. She has reddish/blondish/brownish hair. She sounds like this. [imitates Willow] Hi.
Bouncer: Oh, just go in. Just go in.
Tim: Thanks a lot.
Bouncer: Wait. Not you.
Tim: I'm with her.
Bouncer: Yeah. But she is cool.
Jill: Oh. Stay here, I'll be back.
Tim: Hold on a second, honey. Hold. Apparently, you don't know who I am. I'm Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Bouncer: And I'm Lance "I Hate Your Show" Smith.