Quote from Jill in Taking Jill for Granite
Jill: Would you like some of this old olive loaf? At least I think those green things are olives. Ian: I think I'll stick with what I brought. Oh, as matter of fact, would you like some chicken Florentine? I got plenty. Jill: Ooh, that smells great. Ian: Grab a plate. Jill: OK, great. Thanks! I'm, uh, not much of a cook. My meatballs are harder than these countertops.