Quote from Tim in Tim 'The Landlord' Taylor
Jill: You're making Al sign, what is this, an 18-page lease? Tim: It's a business venture, honey. I'm doing this to protect us and to protect Al. Jill: Oh, I see. You are protecting your best friend by asking for references? Tim: You'll notice I gave him a glowing one. Jill: According to this sworn statement here, his apartment manager says that he once neglected to clean out a lint trap. Tim: Yep. I had to grill that old lady six hours to get her to rat him out. Jill: I can't believe it! You asked for Al's credit history? Tim: You got it. Look back here. 1987, he bounced an $8 check at Cheese World.