Tim: Christmas is over, my friend. And your wife might have got you stuff you didn't want.
Al: So, what do you do?
Tim: I say you exchange them for some how-to videos from Binford's new home video collection. Like this one, our newest, Look Who's Caulking.
[Tim and Al narrate a video featuring two babies wearing tool belts]
Tim: [v.o.] The most important thing when caulking is to get a smooth seal. I like to use a harbor seal. [harps like a seal] Right, Al?
Al: [v.o.] I don't think so, Tim. Concentrate on the work or there could be an accident.
Tim: [v.o.] Actually, there's already been an accident. Mom!