Jill: Al's been really lonely, he's hanging around our house way too much. So, I volunteered Tim to go with him to a singles bar for moral support.
Tim: I think this is ridiculous.
Wilson: Well, Tim, there is no sacrifice too great to make for a friend. In the words of the very famous wise men, KC and the Sunshine Band, "Shake your booty."
Tim: Easy to say, it's not your booty.
Wilson: Actually, Tim, I've gone to far greater lengths to help out a friend. I remember when I was in Japan, my old flame, Miyoshi, was too ill to attend a cooking contest. So I donned her kimono, applied a light blush, and submitted her spinach wasabi rice cakes to the judge.
Tim: So, for a friend, you dressed up as a woman?
Wilson: Oh, absolutely. I walked away with first prize. And a marriage proposal from the vice president of Toyota.