Linda: This is Mr. Stillman, the funeral director.
Tracy: Hello.
Linda: My sisters Jill and Tracy.
Mr. Stillman: Welcome to our newly remodeled chapel featured in the June issue of Mortuaries Illustrated.
Linda: Was that the swimsuit issue?
Mr. Stillman: It's gonna be a lovely service. I know the colonel would have approved.
Jill: Oh, did you know our father?
Mr. Stillman: We feel we know all our guests in spirit.
Tracy: Your guests? What is this? The Bates Motel?
Mr. Stillman: Come in my office when you're ready. We'll talk about what Dad will be wearing.